Y2K

[Jared Stone]

Not bad.  Worth a chuckle or two.


On Wed, 7 Apr 1999 08:08:02 +0200, mao@krifapost.dk wrote:

> Hi
> 
> I know that this list isnt for jokes so I wont send this very good Y2K
one.
> Oh no - by mistake I pressed the "Send" button!!! Sorryyyyyyyyy......
> 
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> "Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
> We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
> system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups
> an historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
> We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" data change
> mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
> data to reflect your new standards:
> 
> Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
> October, November, December.
> As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak,
> Saturdak.
> 
> I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this "Y
to
> K" problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global
problem,
> and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
> And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
> Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the
> two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction."
> 
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