OT - Joke

[Joe Boyle]

on the subject of bird jokes, a man called into work to say ' I won't be in 
today as I think I have bird flu - I keep talking rubbish and can't park the 
car'

I have to say that I don't get it.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: <nilesh.patel at bnpparibas.com>
To: <powerh-l at lists.sowder.com>
Sent: Monday, December 05, 2005 7:03 PM
Subject: OT - Joke


>A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
> >> The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
> and
> >> a
> >> coke," and turns to the ostrich,
> >> "What's yours?"
> >> "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
> >> A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be
> >> $9.40
> >> please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
> >> change
> >> for payment.
> >> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
> >> hamburger, fries, and a coke."
> >> The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his
> >> pocket and pays with exact change.
> >> This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the
> >> waitress.
> >> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
> >> salad,"
> >> says the man.
> >> "Same," says the ostrich.
> >> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
> >> Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places
> it
> >> on
> >> the table.
> >> The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
> >> "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
> >> change
> >> out of your pocket every time?"
> >> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
> >> found
> >> an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
> wishes.
> >> My
> >> first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
> >> my
> >> hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
> >> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
> >> million
> >> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
> >> long
> >> as you live!"
> >> " That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
> exact
> >> money is always there," says the man.
> >> The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
> >> The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
> chick
> >> with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
>
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